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Never mind the hundred things to do before you die; here are the twenty bingo things to do right now. Make this your checklist for life, your bingo-bible, your Bingo-Players’ Guide to the Galaxy!

New evidence suggests that unless you’ve done 75% of these, not only do you not deserve to call yourself a bingo player; there is substantial claim that you don’t deserve to be alive. We’re joking, kind of, 75% is far too lenient. Now what are you waiting for!

Never Have I Ever Played Bingo While

A point is scored if you have done any of these!

  • Never have I ever played bingo while at work
  • Never have I ever played bingo while on the toilet
  • Never have I ever played bingo while drunk
  • Never have I ever played bingo while I needed to revise for an exam
  • Never have I ever played bingo while eating my dinner
  • Never have I ever played bingo while heartbroken
  • Never have I ever played bingo while on holiday
  • Never have I ever played bingo while skydiving
  • Never have I ever played bingo while watching a movie
  • Never have I ever played bingo while having a foot massage
  • Never have I ever played bingo while in the park
  • Never have I ever played bingo while naked
  • Never have I ever played bingo while at the gym
  • Never have I ever played bingo while on the phone
  • Never have I ever played bingo while practicing yoga
  • Never have I ever played bingo while riding a donkey
  • Never have I ever played bingo while on a rollercoaster
  • Never have I ever played bingo while singing Celine Dion
  • Never have I ever played bingo while in a fit of giggles
  • Never have I ever played bingo while standing for presidency

Care to elaborate? Leave a comment below! We’d love to hear your stories!

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